1. Sashido of the company next door is in front of the dining hall of our company.
Every day after work, we look at them through the glass, Sashido, their fish and meat, coffee and juice, and all kinds of envy and jealousy.
I have repeatedly reported to my superiors that I want to improve my food.
The leaders attached great importance to it, so a few days later ………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………
2, stomach trouble has been committed again. When I went to the hospital, the doctor asked me about my eating habits, and I said nothing.
My mother usually eats the rest.
My husband eats the rest.
Children eat the rest, and I eat the rest.
The doctor said, buy a dog. I was frightened at once! How? Want me to eat the rest of the dog? The doctor said: I can’t see you, please transfer to another hospital quickly …
3. When I went out to eat with my colleagues and found that a dish was very hard, I shouted: Waiter, you can’t bite the meat, call your boss!
The waiter replied politely, Girl, if you can’t bite this meat, then our boss can’t bite it either. I …
4. In the morning, I asked for a cage of steamed buns, a bowl of porridge and an egg in the steamed bun shop. When I was eating happily, I came over to a couple. The man said, Boss, come, four steamed buns and a bowl of porridge.
The boss replied, no, four buns, at least one cage. The couple replied, we can’t finish eating. Then the boss pointed to me and said, that girl eats a cage of steamed buns and a bowl of porridge by herself, plus an egg. You must finish it … huh? ? ? ……
5. My neighbor, Aunt Zhang, asked me: You are in such a good condition. Why are you almost thirty and still not married?
I replied: when I was a child, I was on the track and field team. I was injured once and left a scar on my foot.
Aunt Zhang is curious: There is a scar on the soles of your feet. What does it have to do with whether you are married or not?
I replied: Yes! What does it matter to you whether I get married or not?
6. Tomb-Sweeping Day called her ex-boyfriend that day and chatted for a long time.
He asked me why I called him suddenly.
I said: I’m in Tomb-Sweeping Day, and I miss you. .
There was no sound all of a sudden. Are you so moved that you can’t speak …
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