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6 humorous stories ~ what? I want to eat the rest of the dog, too? Please transfer to another hospital … Hahaha …

1. Sashido of the company next door is in front of the dining hall of our company.

Every day after work, we look at them through the glass, Sashido, their fish and meat, coffee and juice, and all kinds of envy and jealousy.

I have repeatedly reported to my superiors that I want to improve my food.

The leaders attached great importance to it, so a few days later ………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………

2, stomach trouble has been committed again. When I went to the hospital, the doctor asked me about my eating habits, and I said nothing.

My mother usually eats the rest.

My husband eats the rest.

Children eat the rest, and I eat the rest.

The doctor said, buy a dog. I was frightened at once! How? Want me to eat the rest of the dog? The doctor said: I can’t see you, please transfer to another hospital quickly …

3. When I went out to eat with my colleagues and found that a dish was very hard, I shouted: Waiter, you can’t bite the meat, call your boss!

The waiter replied politely, Girl, if you can’t bite this meat, then our boss can’t bite it either. I …

4. In the morning, I asked for a cage of steamed buns, a bowl of porridge and an egg in the steamed bun shop. When I was eating happily, I came over to a couple. The man said, Boss, come, four steamed buns and a bowl of porridge.

The boss replied, no, four buns, at least one cage. The couple replied, we can’t finish eating. Then the boss pointed to me and said, that girl eats a cage of steamed buns and a bowl of porridge by herself, plus an egg. You must finish it … huh? ? ? ……

5. My neighbor, Aunt Zhang, asked me: You are in such a good condition. Why are you almost thirty and still not married?

I replied: when I was a child, I was on the track and field team. I was injured once and left a scar on my foot.

Aunt Zhang is curious: There is a scar on the soles of your feet. What does it have to do with whether you are married or not?

I replied: Yes! What does it matter to you whether I get married or not?

6. Tomb-Sweeping Day called her ex-boyfriend that day and chatted for a long time.

He asked me why I called him suddenly.

I said: I’m in Tomb-Sweeping Day, and I miss you. .

There was no sound all of a sudden. Are you so moved that you can’t speak …

50+ new beauty products are fighting fiercely, where is the "new"?

Judging from the new products, especially skin care products, launched by major brands at the beginning of the year, they focus on the efficacy types of "early C and late A", and there is no lack of the trend of clustering online celebrity concepts and ingredients to homogenize the production capacity.

On the one hand, it is difficult to put the new regulations on record; On the one hand, big-name beauty has opened a new racing competition.


According to the incomplete statistics of the reporter of Cosmetics Finance Online, in 2022, more than 30 brands have launched more than 50 new products, expecting to usher in a "good start".

Among these brands that have launched new products, there are not only international brands such as Estee Lauder, Lancome, Saint Laurent, Frestech and Guerlain, but also well-known domestic brands such as Nature Hall, Proya, Marie Daijia, herborist and Yiyi Herbal Medicine, as well as popular new brands such as Ximuyuan, Winona, Runbaiyan, Kuadi and Yiben.

What kind of "masterpieces" will different brands launch to capture the market? From these new products, what beauty products trends can we see and what pain points can we find?

01

The average price is close to 600 yuan per bottle.

The essence is still a gold mine.

Among the more than 30 new skin care products incompletely counted by the reporter of Cosmetic Finance Online, the products of "essence" and "essence" are still the focus of new products promoted by major brands, and 12 brands including Estee Lauder, herborist, la roche-posay and innisfree have launched this type of new products.


From the main efficacy, most of these new essences are mainly whitening and repairing, which is the same as the efficacy advocated by the concept of "early C and late A" that exploded in 2021. That is to say, the main products are VC and VA (including A aldehyde, A alcohol and A fat), which can effectively whiten and resist oxidation, and have the effects of anti-aging and repair.

In addition, in these new essences, in addition to the necessary components VC and VA and their derivatives, other components are mostly plant extracts, such as orchids, myrtle, Zhenye cherry seeds, Erigeron, sea lilies, Bai Lianhua, mirabilis jalapa, etc., and more attention is paid to green, moisturizing and moisturizing. Obviously, brands want to enter the consumer market in a green, healthy, efficient and safe way.

In terms of price, the average price of the new essence is 585 yuan/bottle. Among them, the prices of foreign brands such as Estee Lauder, Chanel and Ya Dun are close to 1,000 yuan, which is significantly higher than that of domestic brands, about twice as much.

Some insiders pointed out that nowadays, with the increasing demand of consumers for cosmetics, more efficient, more research and development strength, but also more expensive essence quickly occupied the minds of consumers. "For consumers, the higher the efficacy, the more popular it is; For brands, the higher the price, the more objective the profit, so it is not difficult to understand why cosmetics brands get together to launch elite products. "


02

Star products are upgraded again

"Classic single product" is a strategic consensus.

The continuous upgrading of star items is also a common "innovation" strategy for brands.

Among the new products launched in 2022, Runbaiyan, Estee Lauder, YSL Saint Laurent Beauty Cosmetics, and Book by Book are all upgraded in formula or packaging around star items, so as to meet the needs of consumers and expand the market with newer and more comprehensive values.

On the one hand, in the rapidly changing consumer market, various products emerge one after another, and the life cycle of products is getting shorter and shorter. It is not easy to create an enduring and attractive product. Once the same or similar products appear, the competitiveness of the original products will be greatly weakened. Therefore, we should explore from the aspects of product function, experience and personalization to create a moat of products.

On the other hand, the consumer demand is constantly changing, and products should be adjusted around the consumer demand in time to keep up with the pace of consumers. Even star items should enhance their product value and meet the needs of users so as not to be eliminated by users. In addition, the upgrade of classic items will not only help the brand to consolidate existing consumers, but also enable the brand to touch potential consumers in the promotion of new products and new functions.

03

"Box Set" is popular again.

Behind it is the change of new channels.

In parallel with the strategy of "big single product", the combination of "water, milk and frost" which prevailed in CS channel ten years ago has returned to the stage, but the beneficiaries of this channel have become Tik Tok, Aauto Quicker and major broadcast rooms.


This year, OLAY, Decker, Infusa, Yilian and other brands launched new products in the form of "water+milk" or "water+milk+cream".


Behind this is the change brought by brand layout new channels and catering to the sinking market.

With the rise of live broadcast e-commerce companies such as Tik Tok and Aauto Quicker, cosmetic box sets have ushered in the second spring on these live broadcast platforms. According to several live broadcast data of Tik Tok and Aauto Quicker’s Talent, the number of sets of boxes sold is considerable.

Take Tik Tok as an example, the series of gift boxes of "Afterglow Danhua", "Snow Flower Show", "Oushiman Pearl White Gift Box", "Polaiya" four-piece set of "Tightening Skin and Tightening Muscle" and "Kanshubo" with high uric acid and moisturizing face are all selling well here. The main groups of consumers are also concentrated in the sinking markets of third-and fourth-tier cities and people aged 25-35.


04

The core components of sunscreen remain unchanged.

But the formula pays more attention to caring skin and nourishing skin.

In addition to essence and box, sunscreen is a skin care product that consumers focus on in spring. In this year, Nature Hall, Gaozi, Anjesha, and Deke launched new sunscreen products. Although the core components of the four sunscreens have not changed significantly, they all tend to be skin-friendly and nourishing in formula.

With the gradual enhancement of consumers’ awareness of sun protection and more professional functional demands, in recent years, the development of sun protection products has shown some development keywords such as "skin care", "anti-aging" and "multi-effect". Among them, skin-care sunscreen with both sun protection and skin care functions is gradually favored by consumers.


05

Lipstick comes out quickly.

Silk and water are two selling points.

Even under the influence of the epidemic, many brands said that lipstick sales showed a downward trend, but in 2022, the battle of new cosmetics had to look at "lipstick" first.

Among the 16 new make-up products counted by the reporter of Cosmetics Finance Online (except for the New Year’s limit), "lipstick" is the new keyword, and nearly half of the brands have introduced lipstick, followed by foundation/air cushion/isolation, followed by eyeliner and lipstick.

In the new lipstick, there are many colors and diverse textures, and softness and moisture are two outstanding characteristics respectively.


06

High-end brands continue to create "spire" makeup;

More expensive price, more skin-nourishing ingredients.

When makeup is becoming a common beauty product for a new generation of consumers, it is more like a skin care product for many consumers, which is different from high-frequency cosmetics such as lipstick. A good makeup product for a make-up brand is just like a good essence for a skin care brand. It is a "spire" product that can occupy consumers’ minds, thus driving the joint purchase of other products.

It is worth noting that among the new foundations launched by major brands this time, Lancome foundation cream costs 1050 yuan/bottle, which exceeds the price of most liquid foundations. "One bottle of powder cream, half bottle of essence", this product combines foundation and essence cream, and is suitable for before liquid foundation, which makes makeup tend to skin care and skin care.

07

Cold thinking:

When online celebrity’s concepts and components get together,

Is the new product really "new"?

Judging from the new products launched by major brands at the beginning of the year, especially skin care products, they focus on the efficacy types of "early C and late A", and there is no lack of suspicion that online celebrity’s concepts and ingredients are clustered together and the production capacity is homogenized. Is this new product really "new" for consumers?

In today’s diverse skin care market, there is a need for many types of new products. Only by studying consumer demand and producing more diversified products that meet the real needs of consumers can brands gain more voice in the fierce market competition.

With the veteran slowly dying and retiring, only the last nine players entered the league before 2008.

The fans who watched 84 Jordan’s session are over 40 years old, and those who like 96 Kobe Bryant are at least 30 years old. There are three draft years in the NBA, except 84 diamonds and 96 gold, which is 03 platinum. Because James is still playing, we subconsciously think that the 2003 players are not far away, but in fact, not only James is left in 2003, but even the next 04 has already been wiped out!
Ninth place: Jeff Green, show No.5 in 2007, status: 7.8 points and 2.6 rebounds!
Green has dropped to 7.8 points and 2.6 rebounds per game last season, and then dropped to 4.1 points and 1.6 rebounds in the playoffs. However, the Rockets sent Green a two-year 16 million contract in the offseason. Once Green almost retired due to heart problems, but now he has become an evergreen tree in the league. However, this contract belongs to the team in the second year and is completely unprotected. At that time, Green will be almost retired at the age of 38.
Once supersonic two little!
Eighth place: Mike Conley, show No.4 in 2007, status: 14 points and 5 assists!
Conley is still living a good life. Getting 31 minutes of playing time in the Timberwolves is the main force, and there is still $24.36 million left in the last year of the contract. Conley is only 35 years old now and should be able to play for another three to four years.
Seventh place: Al Horford, 2007 Flower Show, status: 9.8 points and 6.2 rebounds!
Last season, Horford was amazing on the defensive end, and fans once regarded him as Duncan in his twilight years. This season, Horford’s defense lost its deterrent, and the offensive end was low and his face frame was almost gone. In addition, the average number of empty cuts per game was also a career low. For the Green Army, Horford only had the role of an anti-aircraft gun platform, so the Celtics introduced Polzingis to enhance the inside strength. Horford had 20 million yuan left in his contract for two years, and he was 39 years old after two years.
Horford used to defend the letter brother!
Sixth place: Kevin Durant, the second-place show in 2007, status: 26 points and 6.4 rebounds!
Durant used to be the first choice of offensive end in Thunder, Warriors and Nets, but now he has finally changed since he came to the Sun. For example, in the series against Clippers, Devon Booker averaged 37.2 points and Durant only scored 28.4 points. Time and tide wait for no man. This time, the strong dragon finally couldn’t hold down the local snake.
Durant’s four-year $194 million contract will not expire until the summer of 2026, when Durant will be 38 years old. For some old fans, we can watch Durant for another three to five years.
Booker didn’t give up the team’s first offensive choice like Curry did!
Fifth place: PJ Tucker, No.35 show in the second round of 2006, status: 3.5 points and 3.9 rebounds!
Many fans only see the highlights of PJ Tucker’s one or two rounds, but in fact, Tucker’s positive and negative values in many games, including the efficiency of the defensive end, are not as good as before. Tucker entered the NBA through the draft after his junior year. In May this year, Tucker was over 38 years old, and it is obviously impossible to expect him to guard against the letter brother and Tatum.
Tucker just signed a three-year $33.04 million contract with Philadelphia last season, and the contract will not expire until 2025. Tucker’s high salary in the next two seasons will also be a drag on Philadelphia.
Tucker is getting a little overwhelmed!
Fourth place: Kyle Lowry, No.24 show in the first round of 2006, status: 11.2 points and 5.1 assists!
Lori originally had $29.68 million left in his contract for one year. However, due to the poor performance in the playoffs and the tight salary space of the Heat, the Heat is currently trying to trade or use extended terms to buy out Lori to relieve their pressure. Lori is 37 years old, and players can only sign a basic salary contract after being bought out. It is very likely that Lori will announce his retirement within two years.
It is said that the Heat will replace Lori with Drazic!
Third place: Rudy Gay, No.8 show in 2006, status: 5.2 points and 2.9 rebounds!
Rudy Gay was traded to the Hawks by Jazz, and then to the Thunder by the Hawks. Finally, the Thunder announced that he had laid off the small forward who had played for the league for many years. After the general players began to wander around, it meant that it was not far from retirement.
Second place: Chris Paul, No.4 show in 2005, status: 13.9 points and 8.9 assists!
Paul has two years left on his contract, which is $30.8 million in 24 seasons and $30 million in 25 seasons. His salary is not much lower than Pu ‘er’s. Paul is over 38 years old. When he and Curry play at the same time, the team’s backcourt defense will be a problem. In addition, it is also a difficult problem for the team to hand over the license to Paul or Green. The best solution is that Paul enters the bench. It is not a good deal to exchange Pu ‘er for Paul.
Such a backcourt combination height and age have become a problem!
First place: James, champion in 2003, status: 28.9 points and 6.8 assists!
James won’t actually reach the age of 39 until December 30th. If compared by age, James’ 23-24 season is equivalent to Jordan’s 01-02 season. Jordan averaged 22.9 points, 5.7 rebounds and 5.2 assists in 01-02 season, leading the Wizards to the ninth place in the East. It is still a high probability that James will surpass Jordan of the same age in data and record next season.
At present, James’ contract will expire in two years, and we will see if the total score of the two seasons can exceed 40 thousand. If this goal is achieved, James may retire in two years, otherwise he may still play one or two more seasons.

Murphy: Gua Shuai is good at upward management, and he has brought success to the establishment of a United front within Manchester City.

Live on May 21 ST, Manchester City won the Premier League three times in a row, and won the league five times in the last six seasons. Danny Murphy, a former England international and a famous Liverpool player, talked about Manchester City coach Guardiola in the latest personal column of the Daily Mail. The article is as follows:

Guardiola is not only a talented coach, but also the best coach I have ever seen in "upward management". "Upward management" is a very important part in modern football.

He has an amazing budget and amazing players, but he didn’t get everything he wanted by clicking the golden finger. Two years ago, he wanted to bring in a top center, but Manchester City failed in the deal to bring in Kane or Cristiano Ronaldo. Some coaches will complain about this for weeks, but Guardiola has not made such a gesture. He just kept working hard and found a way to win the league title without a recognized center!

Nowadays, what a football coach needs is a set of more complicated skills than ever before: they are part of a "large company" and keep in touch with Sports director, the CEO, the chairman and the boss, as well as the huge referral department and the medical department, all of whom will give their opinions. Guardiola has always publicly supported his boss, even during the investigation of Manchester City for alleged violations of the Fiscal Fairness Act (FFP). Manchester City’s success on the pitch reflects their harmony outside the pitch. Even if there are differences in the club, we outsiders don’t know. Thanks to Guardiola, the whole world has seen their "united front".

Their football director, Begiristan, can continue to do his job quietly and effectively, just as we did when we won the trophy for Liverpool under Gerard Houllier. The players work with peace of mind in an environment without a culture of accusations or excuses.

Guardiola is passionate about winning, but he will still allow players to leave if they want to.

It was a bold decision to let Cancelo and Zincenko leave this season, but Guardiola transformed Ake, who was originally a central defender, into an excellent left-back, as did Akanji. He hoped that Gundogan could reach a new contract extension with the club and stay, but he didn’t put any pressure on either side.

As his Manchester City is getting closer and closer to becoming the historic "Triple Crown", not to mention the work he has done on the pitch. He put forward the idea that "full-backs enter the midfield to control the ball", and now every team is learning from them. In the Champions League against Real Madrid, when he was worried about vinicius’s speed, the countermeasure was to let stones enter the midfield from the back line and add an extra defensive midfielder.

The best managers can manage upwards. In this respect, klopp is also very good at it. If Liverpool failed to sign Bellingham, you wouldn’t hear him furious with the boss.

There is a reason why many players in Guardiola have recovered better after the World Cup offseason. Stones looked exhausted at Manchester City before, but he has done well this season. Grali also looks like a completely different player, so people won’t be surprised to see Foton excluded from the starting line-up. The B-seat was the center of midfield last year. Now, he has replaced the top scorer Mahrez on the right.

All this depends on Guardiola’s communication and work on the training ground-he is not addicted to the psychological game of fighting with his boss.

Changchun people come to watch! The parent-child science and technology study tour experience activity is on! Make an appointment now!

It’s the weekend soon! Want to let the children put down the pressure and have a smart feast? Let’s go here. The series of activities of "promising" luminous dream-building plan organized by Jilin Xiaobai Artificial Intelligence Education Research Institute and Jilin Science Popularization Demonstration Base have begun!

Jilin Xiaobai Artificial Intelligence Education Research Institute is committed to the scientific research and achievement transformation of artificial intelligence+industry application, and provides artificial intelligence research and technical service support for the development of intelligent and digital education industry. It has successively opened artificial intelligence small classes, offline AI research activities, AI product popularization and application, youth innovation and technology competitions, and home education lectures. Provide teenagers with a deep understanding of science and technology, lead them to open the door of science and technology, experience the fun of artificial intelligence, feel the charm of science and technology, ignite their dreams of science and technology, enhance their innovative consciousness and creativity, provide parents with wisdom education that keeps pace with the times, and understand the educational priorities in the new era. This is an important bridge linking children and parents, children and technology, helping more families and continuously exporting comprehensive innovative talents for the country.

Exhibition of some previous activities

The artificial intelligence experience hall creates a real-life experience of offline intelligent products, and regularly organizes or undertakes activities and events sponsored by various organizations, so that children can feel the charm of artificial intelligence in an immersive way.

AI research activities-broaden your horizons and enlighten your thinking

Popularization and application of AI products-scientific and technological practice, increasing cognition

Family education seminar-keep pace with the times and take care of your baby easily

This activity, the "promising" luminous dream project, the first phase, technology to the future.

Visit to the Intelligent Experience Hall

The experience hall is divided into the artificial intelligence experience area on the first floor and the technology research and development area on the third floor, where children can broaden their horizons and increase their knowledge, communicate closely with technology giants, understand the installation composition of various electronic hardware, enhance their knowledge of smart products, and explore the mysteries of science and technology with practice.

In the intelligent experience session of the audience, all kinds of robots show off their skills one after another. There are welcoming robots singing songs, Xiaoyao robots dancing with treasures, and painting robots vividly displaying technology, where the globe is suspended to let children deeply feel the scientific truth of opposites attracting, AR somatosensory interactive flipping through books, immersive experience of 3DVR games, and every immersive experience brings children into a different fantasy world.

Intelligent brain-computer experience

This is a cutting-edge technological invention and a special technological experience. Children wear brain rings with "brain-computer chips", link robots to form brain waves, and control robots with consciousness, which can make children feel the shock brought by artificial intelligence in many dimensions and experience the future life in advance.

Artificial intelligence classroom

The small class of artificial intelligence explores the origin and development of artificial intelligence, broadens children’s horizons, improves children’s scientific literacy, gives children a preliminary logical understanding of science and technology, actively mobilizes children’s divergent thinking and imagines future science and technology.

Ability evaluation

Children interact with AI robots, evaluate their abilities in an atmosphere of exploration and fun, and accurately and comprehensively understand their abilities through high-tech means such as brain waves and artificial intelligence.

What are you waiting for? If the dry goods are not full, it will be a big loss! Take your children and dreams to participate in activities while the spring is just right! The number of places is limited, come and make an appointment as soon as possible!

[Appointment process]

Contact customer service one day in advance and sign up for a series of activities of Xiaobai Artificial Intelligence Education and Research Institute in Jilin Province.